Earth's Most Greatly Amazing Stuff

The COMPLETELY real store (wink wink) that exists (wink) to bring the GREATEST and BEST items IN THE WORLD!

EMGAS is a non-non-profit organization where being BAD is GOOD, and GREED is GOOD! WAH-HA-HA! Kidding, kidding. We're not villains, we're HEROES for bringing you such quality products, at such low costs! Go us, right?

You can show your support by purchasing an adorable penguin, a supportive pom-pom, a fun video game, or anything in between! It's all up to you! You could even order multiple; that's just how much freedom you have!