Are YOU grappling with stress, anxiety, and despair in these closing days of the semester? Well, so is this fluffy new companion! Not only can you compound your worries by simply being in his presence, but you can add to his as well! With every purchase, we add another Tired Penguin Plushies College Student Finals Coming Up to our stock, before mailing it to you, and that is a traumatizing experience for all of them. But at least all of you will be suffering together!
Plush is 14" tall, and made of polyester and fear. Hoodie is not removable. Contains beads and hopelessness. Keep out of reach of children younger than 3 years old. Do not leave plush alone in your house.
Penguins provided by Artic Pals LLC, a subsidiary of the United States Government. Hoodies provided by an anonymous sponser.
$24.99
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Earth's Most Greatly Amazing Stuff is not responsible for any property damage caused by the lashing out of this penguin in response to agitation, nor for any problems the penguin may create by itself. The problem is yours.
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