No ocean's too big, no bottle's too small!
That was a joke. I'm sorry. Ahem.
Want to support our cause not only monetarily, but also by what you carry about, to and fro? Feast your eyes on our new bottle for your water, or in other words, a water bottle! With over a thousand chemicals included in its creation, you will not be able to find a greater nightmare of the planet than right here! I'm joking again. I love earth. I live here. Ha.
Please buy the bottle, here's why you should:
- Carries water
- Can be wrung into a bowtie
- Supports us via word-of-mouth like advertising
- Looks awesome, we hope you agree
$4.01
<----- The aforementioned bowtie.
Earth's Most Greatly Amazing Stuff is not legally responsible for any effects caused by the dyes on the logos, nor the chemicals used in the plastic. The problem is yours.
[Created via taking one public domain image, before editing and drawing on it. Zero purchasing happens and nothing will be delivered]