"'!!' said RED, as he fell down the stairs and bruised both of his knees."
The opening to this innovative new game is a tragic and beautiful one, and certainly one that'll hook you in to get a copy for yourself, right?
RED is a lovely platformer designed with controls simple enough for the elderly, but complex enough in story that even your grandgreatkids will want to watch you master it! Imagine being able to bond with them over the things that they like, in a way you'll love! And now, now is the time for that!
Availible now, at a low, low price you'll never forget!
$000,000.01
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Earth's Most Greatly Amazing Stuff is not legally responsible for any malware residing in the game, because we say so. Requires a Oinnendo S system to play. Sold seperately.
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