A painting of the infamous work The Comedian.
Art

And lo; the pinnacle of man made splendor. Nothing before has come near a level such as this, and never may our kind again. As a race, we have found our highest of highs. We have finally found the greatest art form; it is us.and what we make of it. Partake of this beautiful fact with us at

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  3. Impress your friends!

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