We are having a BIG sale because NO ONE HAS BOUGHT ANYTHING YET!!! And YES, that is an AI-generated image up above, but that’s FINE, because I’m running out of time and funds for this stuff, and its probably the only one I’ll use in my whole career! ANYWAY.

From NOW until December 15, 2026, you can get our beloved RED for the same price, without having the ransomware activate immediately! Enjoy, please buy it, okay? Thanks!!

Show your thanks, or mention anything else you want us to put on sale below!