A villager pom pom with hair

"M! I! N! E! WHO DO WE HAVE NO ENDORSEMENT FROM!?!" That's right, the creators of the most popular video game on earth. So, in the meantime, we've created this unlicensed fan product to help every cheerleader rag on their favorite company, or just their favorite sports team!

Pom pom is 1.5' in diameter, noisy, and made of fiberglass and metal. Contains moving parts. Keep out of reach of children.

All proceeds go to the Settling the Eventual Lawsuit(s) We May Face fund. Please support us!

$9.99

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Earth's Most Greatly Amazing Stuff is not morally responsible for any cameras contained in the eyes of these pom poms. The problem is yours. Earth's Most Greatly Amazing stuff is not affiliated with MOJANG or any other company, nor are we responsible for anything on their website. Each pom pom sold seperately.

[Created via taking three public domain images and editing. Zero purchasing happens and nothing will be delivered]

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